笑話~

有一朝, 恐龍爸仲喺床未起身, 恐龍媽放咗隻仔入房..

恐龍仔: 爸爸!

然後爬咗上床~ 爬上恐龍爸個身..

恐龍爸突然向住個仔: 呵~

恐龍仔擰轉面~ URRRR! (好在無真嘔咋!)

恐龍爸事後話: 好對唔住個仔喎!

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每次有人同恐龍仔講: one by one~

恐龍仔會開始..

two by two

three by three

four by four

five by five

six by six

......

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兩歲未夠嘅人仔, 未識玩包剪x, 因為未識出剪~

之前啱啱教咗包同x, 但係恐龍仔似乎對自己做唔到嘅嘢有興趣d!

就係~ 不停出剪! 佢嘅剪係:食指同中指打交叉, 然後收埋手指公, 最後嗰兩隻就少少彎入裡面!

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行晨運~

突然人仔走咗埋垃圾桶.. 大聲話: CLOUDY!

吓?!?!

又係尋寶遊戲... 答案係: 垃圾桶裡面有個座枱月曆, 月曆上正好係一張藍天白雲嘅相!